FOR SALE: Endocrine System

FOR SALE/FOR FREE:

Does anyone want an endocrine system?

Free to a good home, this endocrine system comes complete with thyroid and adrenal glands that need some TLC. They’re not perfect, heck, they’re expensive to maintain and are a pain in the arse. They’ll give you lots to keep you busy including having to research their problems often online and in books, buying lots of supplements and self-testing and come complete with a full set of symptoms including: fatigue, brain fog, anxiety, aches and pains and hormonal imbalances of every kind.

I don’t want any money for them necessarily as I’d just be happy to do a straight swap with someone who has a healthy endocrine system, or just get rid of them altogether. 

I’m also throwing in an autoimmune disease for free.

Contact me for details!